The Erectile Dysfunction Ad We'd All Like to Hear

Hi, my name's Heather.

And I know you've been listening to all the advertisements for drugs that combat erectile dysfunction. And we at United Pharmaceuticals want to give you advice on these medications that are so personal, in a more personal way.

We need E.D. can be a difficult subject to discuss with your doctor. But there are less direct ways of saying it than telling your physician, "Doc, I feel like the Hindenburg after the crash." And there's no reason to suffer from a lifetime of regrets. How many times have you heard your mother say, "Oh, if only your father had lived until they invented Viagra."

But as beneficial as these drugs are. We must warn you about side effects. You might experience headache, facial flushing and upset stomach, just like the first time you made a move on a girl in high school. But you're more than 21 years old now and it might be something more serious. And maybe you shouldn't be watching this ad when that women from the office that you have been eying for a the last year. It's like trying take a girl to the prom while she watches you fix a flat tire.

If you experience a loss of vision or ringing in the ears, this may not be a problem. It was just that you were too nervous before going out on the big date. So make sure you didn't poke your eyes out with a tooth brush, and take those pills out of your ears. Should you suffer a bought of dizziness, you should have cut out that list gin and tonic while you were trying to get into her pants.

And if you experience an erection that last more than four hours. Give me a call.
I'm sure we can work on it.